Simmons Holborn London

Simmons Holborn is a vibrant cocktail bar located near Oxford Street, known for its lively atmosphere and unique fairground-themed interiors. The venue features a large capacity, accommodating up to 400 guests, making it ideal for both private hires and social gatherings.

The bar offers a renowned happy hour with a variety of cocktails and drinks at competitive prices. Guests can enjoy a retro ambiance highlighted by a disco ball DJ booth and themed decor.

With options for full venue hire, private rooms, and semi-private spaces, Simmons Holborn caters to various events, from birthday celebrations to corporate functions, ensuring a memorable experience for all attendees.

Information sourced from restaurant website and may be subject to change.

Menu

Single spirit & mixer£2.50
Choose your favorite spirit paired with a mixer of your choice for a refreshing drink.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Bottle of beer£3.00
A selection of chilled beers, perfect for any occasion.
Allergens: Wheat/Gluten, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Glasses of wine£3.00
Enjoy a glass of our house wine, a delightful complement to your meal.
Allergens: Sulphites/Sulfites, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Double spirit & mixer£5.00
A generous pour of your favorite spirit mixed to perfection.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 700

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Bottles of wine£12.00
Select from our curated list of wines available by the bottle.
Allergens: Sulphites/Sulfites, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Cocktails teapots£15.00
A fun and shareable teapot filled with your choice of cocktail.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250

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Shot bats£20.00
A selection of six shots served on a bat, perfect for sharing.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 700

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Bottles of prosecco£20.00
Celebrate with a bottle of bubbly prosecco, ideal for any gathering.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Sex with a LadPrice not Shown
A fruity blend of Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, cranberry juice, and orange juice.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Espresso MartiniPrice not Shown
A rich and creamy cocktail made with vodka, espresso, and coffee liqueur.
Allergens: Milk/Dairy, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 435

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Pornstar MartiniPrice not Shown
A tantalizing mix of Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, passionfruit liqueur, and a shot of prosecco.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Gummy BearPrice not Shown
A sweet concoction of Smirnoff Vodka, Melon Liqueur, Peach Schnapps, cranberry juice, and apple juice.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Smokey JoePrice not Shown
A smoky blend of Buffalo Trace Bourbon, Martini Riserva, and peach schnapps.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: No, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Tommy’s MargaritaPrice not Shown
A classic margarita made with El Jimador Tequila, fresh lime, and agave syrup.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: No
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Cosmopolitan SpritzPrice not Shown
A sophisticated mix of Absolut Citron, prosecco, cranberry, and raspberry.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Lychee Mar-tea-niPrice not Shown
A refreshing cocktail featuring lychee flavors and a hint of tea.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250

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Spicy MargaritaPrice not Shown
A fiery twist on the classic margarita with El Jimador Tequila, lime, and jalapenos.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 367

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Pineapple ExpressPrice not Shown
A tropical blend of rum, cointreau, and a medley of fruit juices.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Long Island Iced TeaPrice not Shown
A potent mix of vodka, gin, rum, tequila, and cola.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Strawberry DaiquiriPrice not Shown
A refreshing blend of Bacardi rum, strawberries, and lime.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 315

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Last mango in ParisPrice not Shown
A fruity cocktail with Ciroc mango vodka, triple sec, and cranberry juice.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 750

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Spiced PainkillerPrice not Shown
A tropical drink with Kraken spiced rum, coconut, and citrus juices.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Cherry SourPrice not Shown
A sweet and tart cocktail featuring cherry flavors and a hint of sour.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250

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Aperol SpritzPrice not Shown
A refreshing aperitif made with Aperol, prosecco, and soda water.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Iced TeasPrice not Shown
A selection of iced tea cocktails, perfect for cooling down.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250

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Long Island Iced TeaPrice not Shown
A classic cocktail with a mix of spirits and iced tea.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250

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Electric Iced TeaPrice not Shown
A vibrant mix of spirits and blue curaçao for a colorful drink.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Hawaiian Iced TeaPrice not Shown
A tropical twist on the classic with coconut rum and pineapple juice.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Treasure island iced teaPrice not Shown
A fruity and fun cocktail with a mix of rums and tropical flavors.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250

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Espresso Iced TeaPrice not Shown
A refreshing iced tea with a kick of espresso for coffee lovers.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Lychee Martino (0% Abv)Price not Shown
A non-alcoholic cocktail featuring lychee flavors and a refreshing mix.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250

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Tiki Mojito (0% ABV)Price not Shown
A tropical mocktail with mint, lime, and a hint of coconut.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Margarita Fresca (Low Abv)Price not Shown
A light and refreshing margarita with a lower alcohol content.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Dry Zombie (0% ABV)Price not Shown
A fruity blend of juices and spices, perfect for a non-alcoholic treat.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Tina Colada (0% ABV)Price not Shown
A creamy coconut and pineapple mocktail that transports you to the tropics.
Allergens: Milk/Dairy, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 507

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Amateur Pornstar (0% ABV)Price not Shown
A playful non-alcoholic version of the classic pornstar martini.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Sex with a TeapotPrice not Shown
A fun teapot filled with Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, orange, and cranberry juice.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Long Island Iced TeapotPrice not Shown
A shareable teapot version of the classic Long Island Iced Tea.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Pornstar Martini TeapotPrice not Shown
A delightful teapot filled with Smirnoff vanilla vodka, passionfruit, and prosecco.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Gummy Bear TeapotPrice not Shown
A fun teapot filled with Smirnoff Vodka, melon liqueur, and fruity juices.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Hendricks G & Tea PotPrice not Shown
A refreshing blend of Hendricks Gin, fresh cucumber, and tonic water.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Zombie ApocalypsePrice not Shown
A shareable cocktail for four featuring a mix of rums and tropical flavors.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 250

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Baby GuinnessPrice not Shown
A layered shot of Kahlua and Baileys, resembling a pint of Guinness.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Jam DonutPrice not Shown
A sweet shot made with Framboise raspberry liqueur and Baileys.
Allergens: Wheat/Gluten, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: No
Estimated Calorie Count: 300

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Kiss from a RosePrice not Shown
A delightful mix of Kahlua and Tequila Rose for a sweet finish.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Reverse cowboyPrice not Shown
A fun shot combining butterscotch schnapps and Baileys.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Birthday BlowjobPrice not Shown
A playful shot of Tequila Rose topped with squirty cream and sprinkles.
Allergens: Milk/Dairy, Plant Based: No, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 420

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Brain HemorrhagePrice not Shown
A layered shot of peach schnapps, Baileys, and grenadine.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: No, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Pineapple upside downPrice not Shown
A sweet shot with Smirnoff Vanilla, pineapple juice, and grenadine.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 105

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B52Price not Shown
A classic layered shot of Kahlua, Baileys, and Cointreau.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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B55Price not Shown
A potent shot featuring Kahlua, Baileys, and absinthe.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Skittle BombPrice not Shown
A fun shot of triple sec served with an energy drink.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 1050

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Pornstar bombPrice not Shown
A lively shot of passionfruit liqueur served with prosecco.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Shot BatsPrice not Shown
Select six shots of your choice from our extensive list.
Allergens: None detected, Plant Based: Yes, Gluten Free: No, Low Carb: Yes
Estimated Calorie Count: 350

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Menu Date: August, 2025

Dietary & Allergen Information: Please be aware that our dish analysis is powered by AI and may contain errors. Always check with your server before ordering.

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